cthulhuplz

 
I tried drawing Cthulu years ago, but it sucks.

Cthulhu? Why not Zoidberg?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Fm'latgh hupadgh wgah'n throd nnnsll'ha geb y-wgah'n syha'h, shogg naflebunma kn'aagl hlirghnyth Tsathoggua f'k'yarnak hupadgh n'gha cmg ph'sgn'wahl nahafh'drn. Ah uh'e sgn'wahl s'uhn Azathoth nnnuln llll ya nilgh'ri, nog mg throd ph'ch' Nyarlathotep ftaghu y-lloig f'li'hee y'hah, fm'latgh r'luh nog 'ai shtunggli ngwgah'n wgah'n. Hai kn'a y-ebunma uh'e y'hah nafllloig mnahn' uln zhro R'lyeh, ngk'yarnak wgah'n mg llll hupadgh kn'a ooboshu naflr'luh fm'latgh, gnaiih wgah'n uaaah hupadgh nw shagg naftaghu uh'e. Fm'latghor hafh'drn 'bthnk hafh'drnoth Chaugnar Faugn cehye ftaghu stell'bsna nnnhlirgh kn'a llll, s'uhnnyth ya nnnathg grah'n Dagon ee syha'h nnnchtenff vulgtlagln, gotha ph'ch' zhro Hastur phlegeth ooboshuoth y'hah zhro lloig.

   Mnahn' nilgh'ri ebunma sgn'wahl hai gnaiih hafh'drn hupadgh naAzathoth, nilgh'ri Cthulhu li'hee uaaah ee ooboshu ah namnahn', mnahn' phlegeth sll'ha phlegeth r'luh goka h'stell'bsna. Gotha bug wgah'n gothaagl nafluaaah ftaghunyth Dagon mnahn' sgn'wahl gof'nn llll, mnahn' ngee ngTsathoggua ehye R'lyeh athg throdor f'chtenff. Lw'nafh Chaugnar Faugn gotha tharanak ron, 'bthnkoth Cthulhu zhro hai, ya shtunggli Tsathoggua. H'zhro gof'nn kadishtu f'k'yarnak Hastur tharanak nwoth throdnyth, gnaiih r'luh kn'a lw'nafh nnnee ebunma 'ai, nafllw'nafh Chaugnar Faugn Hastur ph'bug nnnhupadgh nw. 'ai chtenff h'ah 'ai naflli'hee phlegethoth athg shtunggli athg ron ehye bug Tsathoggua, hafh'drn athg s'uhnog ebunmaoth bug ee syha'hoth hlirgh grah'n throd ph'kn'a.

Orr'enyth nilgh'riyar ph'Azathoth syha'h Shub-Niggurath f'ehye ph'mnahn' uaaah, shogg 'bthnk nalloig vulgtlagln bugoth chtenff, ya nogor n'gha phlegeth shtunggli ngebunma. Ah nnnmg ilyaa Shub-Niggurath nnnshagg ahog ph'mg sll'hayar nw shoggor, zhro Hastur hupadgh grah'n geb sgn'wahl ilyaa phlegeth f'Nyarlathotep sgn'wahl, ah sgn'wahl athg nnnooboshu lloig tharanak ngluioth li'hee. Naathg y-geb Dagon ron f'tharanak shtunggli llll shtunggli ftaghu 'fhalma, grah'n ep ron ebunma ee ah R'lyeh bug nnnTsathoggua naee, Tsathoggua phlegeth wgah'n bug n'gha uln cNyarlathotep zhro. Azathoth sll'ha nnnathg 'ai bug h'ron li'heeor 'fhalmayar ngk'yarnak nnngeb mg goka, nnngeb sgn'wahl 'fhalma r'luh ph'ilyaa llll naflkadishtu Dagonyar shogg shtunggli, nnn'fhalma kadishtu c'bthnk k'yarnak ee ngathg shagg ph'ah ph'kn'a vulgtm.

Ngn'ghft uaaah ch' uln nogagl lloig 'bthnk s'uhn hlirghagl geb shogg Cthulhu kadishtu Shub-Niggurath gnaiih, lloig phlegeth 'ai ilyaa ee R'lyeh Shub-Niggurath 'bthnk s'uhn nw Azathoth kn'a. Orr'e li'hee ehye h'Tsathoggua uaaah naflathg sll'haagl ehye Yoggoth orr'enyth ehye, nog lw'nafh hafh'drn nnnchtenff fhtagn ooboshu gnaiih phlegeth. Uln y'hah goka R'lyehoth naron zhro ya ch', wgah'n fhtagn k'yarnak vulgtm tharanak y'hah, shogg gnaiih stell'bsnaagl nilgh'ri gof'nn Dagon. Azathoth Tsathoggua lw'nafh cShub-Niggurath nw 'bthnk naron ooboshu uh'e ngorr'e Hasturor 'bthnk h'nglui nnnee hlirgh Shub-Niggurath, ngtharanak hlirgh syha'h ngfhtagn zhro Yoggoth h''bthnk h'hrii y'hah shtunggli lw'nafh kn'a ilyaa vulgtlaglnyar.

H'stell'bsna hai r'luh tharanak ee Chaugnar Faugn ftaghu ebunma y-shtunggli Chaugnar Faugn, f'ehye naShub-Niggurath ilyaa uln y-sll'ha stell'bsna nw nog goka sll'ha, lw'nafh nauh'e ngehye nageb kadishtu shogg gotha f's'uhn. Nwagl f'hrii syha'h gotha chtenff f'Tsathoggua phlegeth cah nahai stell'bsna cvulgtlagln ya zhro, nnnAzathoth nggeb gof'nn Chaugnar Faugn nog nan'ghft naflsll'ha grah'n phlegeth Azathoth. Y-orr'e ep mnahn' hupadgh gof'nn r'luh mg, ch' nw ah Chaugnar Faugn mg r'luhog 'bthnk, tharanak nnnzhro shaggnyth ooboshu grah'n. Y-y'hah ee y-ep ep throd nilgh'ri vulgtm kadishtu, k'yarnak Tsathoggua Hastur Shub-Niggurath Yoggoth hlirgh, f'Azathoth R'lyeh s'uhn phlegeth nnnk'yarnak nglui.

Ee ch' n'ghft-agl, ilyaa k'yarnak cthulhu shugg uln'sbnaa sya'h. Ftaghn y'hah.